r18novel Chapter 251
Chapter 251
[Buddy, how do I think your ID is a little familiar, I remembered, you are the one who said that as long as Teacher Xu completes the challenge, you will stand upside down and eat Xiang
] [Lying groove, brother, if you don't take the initiative to jump out, we will all forget about this matter
] [Don't be stunned, come here, hurry up and start the live broadcast, everyone is waiting to see]
[What? This net is too stuck, brothers, I'll go down first, we'll see you tomorrow
] [This is running?] [This buddy really can't afford to lose
] [Alas, I thought I could watch it again, but I didn't expect it...
] [Eh, why did Sister Honey come out?]
Xu Yu concentrated on eliminating mosquitoes, completely ignoring Yang Mi's approach.
It wasn't until a gust of fragrant wind hit that he raised his head after realizing it.
The faint fragrance of the absent stunned the mosquitoes.
They swirl back and forth, and finally they can't flap their wings and fall heavily to the ground.
Boy.
This is the charm of a woman?
Xu Yu subconsciously swallowed his spit, and looked at Yang Mi suspiciously.
There are many mosquitoes outside at night, you hurry back to the tent to stay, mosquitoes like your fine skin and tender meat. Hearing
this, Yang Mi snorted and laughed.
"Are you boasting about this, but to tell you the truth, compared to Pengpen, you do have fine skin and tender meat. "
Peng: . .
"Sister Honey, I am a medal for mature men! This is evidence of my hard work!"
Yang Mi smiled helplessly.
She glanced at Peng Peng, and as she spoke, she took out the cartoon sticker from her pocket.
"Peng Peng, it seems that you really don't attract mosquitoes, so I won't give you mosquito repellent supplies."
After that, Yang Mi pulled off a cartoon sticker and leaned over and pasted it on Xu Yu's pant leg.
Hello Kitty's cartoon sticker is a fight with Peppa Pig.
Even from far away, Xu Yu could smell a faint fragrance.
Are children's toys so high-end now?
"Mimi, what is this
?" "Mosquito repellent patches, haven't you seen them?" Yang
Mi was a little surprised.
It stands to reason that Xu Yu's physique should be familiar with all kinds of mosquito repellent products.
He hadn't seen it.
I don't know how this guy survived the summer before.
[
Which macho man have seen with Peppa Pig painted on his face?
] [That is, thanks to the skills of our makeup teacher, take advantage of the traces on your face while you are sleeping, otherwise you will really scare a few people to death when you go out at night] [
Teacher Xu, you really have a deep misunderstanding of yourself
]. [If you can be called a macho man, then am I not the dream of 900 million girls?
] [Regardless of the dreams of hundreds of millions of girls, in short, show your
muscles first] [Just Mr. Xu's body, I really don't believe he has muscles] [
It's too much, boys have always been dressed thin, undressed and meaty, as far as Teacher Xu rides a bicycle, he must not be idle during the New Year, maybe he lifts dumbbells at home every day, steps on bicycles, runs treadmills to roll us
] [It's okay, even if he is a macho man, mosquitoes can bite him into a piece of paper man
] [Hahahahahaha, you guys are too damaged]
In the face of Xu Delirium's narcissistic speech, Yang Mi rolled her eyes at him angrily.
"I've taken it all, do you need it? Saying
that, Yang Mi handed the mosquito repellent patch in her hand to Peng Peng.
Without waiting for Peng Peng to stretch out his hand, Xu Yu quickly snatched it over.
How can he attract mosquitoes as a single dog?
"Honey carefully selected, I will definitely keep it well, you can rest assured, even if the mosquito bites me to death, I will protect these mosquito repellent patches." "
Yang Mi: ...
"Listening to what you mean by this, are you planning to let them accompany you into the soil
?" "Then no, after all, I plan to bury it with you, the smell of this mosquito repellent patch is too big, it is easy to cover up your own fragrance, at most it will be attached to my coffin board, who let them be a witness of our love?"
Xu Yu looked at Yang Mi intently, and stomped his foot coquettishly.
Peng Peng:
Help, can anyone take him away from this damn place?
Really, he shouldn't be in the car, he should be under the car!
Peng Peng sighed deeply.
Ignoring the choking air in the house, he strode in.
Yang Mi glanced at the back of Peng Peng's departure, casually pulled off a few mosquito repellent patches, and slapped Xu Yu's face hard.
"Snap!" A
crisp and pleasant sound came into view, and Xu Yu's eyes widened in disbelief.
"You hit me
?" "I'm helping you put stickers, who made your face come out with so much oil?"
Saying, Yang Mi seemed to be dressing up as a doll, sticking the mosquito repellent sticker on Xu Yu's hair, the center of her eyebrows, her ears, her neck, and the back of her hands.
It wasn't until all the mosquito repellent stickers were used up that she nodded contentedly.
"Good, sleep like this tonight, I'll check when I get up tomorrow morning, if the sticker is one less, you wait to be bitten by mosquitoes!" Hearing
what Yang Mi said, Xu Yu blinked in confusion.
The difficulty factor of this task is really not ordinarily large.
Who knows exactly what happened at night?
He has never been honest in his sleep.
It's not easy to wake up and stay in place.
"Honey, let's just mean this task..." "
You can definitely complete it, right? I don't want to wake up tomorrow morning and see a pig's head dangling in front of me, you are considerate of me, considerate and considerate of my eyes, okay?"
[Hahahahaha,
Sister Honey is good] [Hear that there is no Xiaoxu, be a good person, don't move to tarnish our Honey Sister's eyes
] [I am you, I won't sleep tonight, Laozi swears to fight to the end with this group of mosquitoes!]
[It's time to play the spirit of your love brain, don't be intimidated, just do it!] [
Xiao Xu, it's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to come out scary, the opportunity is already in front of you, don't let
Sister Honey down] [Promise her promise her...
] [Upstairs, are you a professional atmosphere group? Any situation can be shouted out by you to propose marriage
] [What to do? I also really want Sister Honey to put a mosquito repellent patch on me, Sister Honey sticks, let me weld my face for a lifetime I am willing] [
I also will,
woo-woo, Sister Honey, look at us!] [Sister Honey, don't deal with this ignorant person, turn your head and look at us, we professionally lick dogs and love brain]
"If you don't agree again, I'll go find someone else, it seems that they are very interested."
Yang Mi looked at the comments in the live broadcast room and handed the mobile phone to Xu Yu with a smile.
Seeing this, Xu Yu took Yang Mi into his arms and pointed at the camera.
"All of you, all day long restless and kind, see clearly, this is my girlfriend!" "
Want mosquito repellent patches, huh?
"Push again, believe it or not, I'll give you a plane ticket alone!"