r18novel Chapter 291
Chapter 291
[Wow, wow, what did I hear?] 】
【I didn't expect ah, Teacher Xu is actually such a hungry person, he disappoints me so much! 】 [
That's right, how can he be like this?] [
Oh, this man is not clean]
[Don't say, these two people sleep in the car in a hug... Affectionate
] [Upstairs, you can choose to shut up if you can't speak, no one treats you as a dumb, you listen to yourself, is this what you say is human language] [
Xiao Xu, green sky and daylight, Langlang Qiankun, you look at what you are doing, it's outrageous! Is
this a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality?] Can anyone tell me? 【
Is there a possibility that Teacher Xu is sleepwalking?】 【
Have you ever seen sleepwalking with your eyes open?】 Why don't you say that he was taken away? 【
Cough, there is also this possibility】【
Beautiful!
"Xu, Teacher Xu, do you want to sober up first?"
The staff struggled to speak.
This guy is really terrible.
Sleepy confused, he could understand.
But it's not so confusing that there is no distinction between men and women, right?
Could it be that he had already taken a fancy to him?
Been waiting for an opportunity to plot against him?
It's terrible.
How could this man have such a deep scheming!
Scheming boy!
The staff's brains are working faster and faster.
He made up all kinds of brain supplements, and did not notice that Xu Yu's eyes were gradually returning to clarity.
After seeing the person next to him clearly, Xu Yu's brain instantly stopped, and he reached out without hesitation and slapped the staff on the face.
"Snap!"
The crisp and pleasant sound blinded the staff.
He looked at Xu Yu stunned.
For a long time, he stretched out his hand to cover his face and spoke with a sad face.
"Teacher Xu, you, you hit me?"
【What's the situation?】 [
This slap is too sudden, it's okay to wake me up
] [Hahahahahaha, you can feel pain across the screen] [
Men like to turn their faces so much and don't recognize people?
【Hahahahaha, one second: I love you, the next second: who are you? 【
I give full marks for this amnesia speed
】【Staff: Who am I?】 Where am I? What just happened?
"What about the others? Why are the two of us left in the car?
"You're still holding me, you, you... It's too much! Faced
with the staff's doubts, Xu Yu vigilantly reached out and grabbed the collar of his clothes.
Then it moved back.
That expression seemed to be worried that the staff would plot against him.
Staff: ......
Big brother, the person who was slapped just now was me.
Don't act like I'm going to disrespect you.
Is it unreasonable?
"When you arrive at your destination, tell you not to wake up for a long time, they will go down to move, I discussed with Sister Mi, and Sister Honey agreed that I would sleep in the car with you, otherwise who would want to be so close to you?"
The staff disgusted opening.
While speaking, he did not forget to glare at Xu Yu with sorrow.
What hatred? What grudges?
He slept well and was actually slapped.
Can someone help him recover this loss?
Hearing this, Xu Yu subconsciously looked out the window.
He reached out uncomfortably and touched his nose, and his gaze drifted away.
"Cough, tell me about you, why didn't you explain things to me in advance? Bai slapped, happy, right? "
Staff: .
"You didn't give me a chance to speak at all, didn't I just remind you to sober up?"
It was you who hit people, and it was you who hit the rake.
Wow.
Is the truth set by your family?
It's so unreasonable!
The more the staff thought about it, the more aggrieved it became.
Looking at Xu Delirium's eyes, he gradually became angry.
No way.
This slap he must get back!
How much faceless is it otherwise?
He can't get slapped in vain, right?
Just thinking about it, Xu Yu keenly realized that something was wrong, and immediately opened the car door and ran down quickly.
He greased the soles of his feet and ran away with a puff of smoke.
The staff looked at the direction Xu Yu left with a shocked expression.
Stumbfounded and spit out two words.
"Groove!"
[Hahahahahaha, help, is this brother serious?] 】
【I don't have any culture, a sentence to lie in the groove to walk the world】【Hahahahahaha, I thought he would catch up without hesitation
, what the hell】【This staff is really too 6, hahaha】
【No matter what happened, lie in the groove first
】【Hahahaha, don't say, Mr. Xu's legs and feet are really very flexible
】
【Dexterity is not legs and feet, it is a heart that wants to live】
[Hahahaha, laughing to death
] [Brother, count me begging you, hurry up and catch up, it's useless to wait for the rabbit] [
Catch up and catch up!
【...】
"Honey!"
Xu Yu, who got out of the car, rushed towards Yang Mi.
After waking up, the refreshment and sunny smile really looks a bit like a sunny big boy at first glance.
Hearing a voice not far away, Yang Mi subconsciously turned her head.
"Did you wake up?"
"Yes, I didn't see you when I woke up, but it scared me to death, and I thought you left me alone and ran away."
"If I leave you behind, you should wake up on the side of the road, not in the car."
Xu Delirium: ......
It seems that I will have to sleep with my eyes open in the future.
Otherwise, it will be embarrassing to wake up and really lie on the road.
Thinking about it, Peng Peng strode to Xu Yu, hugged his fist in admiration, and arched his hand.
"Brother Xu, I really admire you."
"What's wrong?"
Xu Yu looked dazed, completely unaware of what was happening.
"Sleep like a dead pig, do you know how long we've been calling you? I never thought that sleeping alone can really be like death, there is no reaction, I estimate that even if we kick you out of the car, you will not wake up.
"Ahem, would you use an adjective? If you hadn't tossed me this morning and let me get up at four o'clock, would I be so sleepy?
"I'm doing all this for you, and you're actually saying that about me?" It's too much!
Xu Yu said bitterly.
Hearing this, Peng Peng helplessly spread his hands.
"Get up at the same four o'clock, you see how young and energetic I am, and then look at you, the old deer waddles."
Xu Delirium: ......
[Hahahahaha, these two words Peng Peng are very cultured at a glance
] [Teacher Xu, when you are old, you are old, there is nothing embarrassing
] [That is, people, the most important thing is to serve the old, we don't dislike you, what are you afraid
of] [An elderly person who feels so much like Teacher Xu, I still see it for the first time
] [Hahahaha, me too]
"Okay, don't talk about me, what about Director Zhou?" Has the person arrived?
Xu Yu waved his hand, skillfully diverting everyone's mind.
As soon as these words came out, the expressions of everyone around him changed with one of them
: "Director Zhou?"
They said they had forgotten something.
I was playing so much just now that I actually forgot Director Zhou.
Embarrassed.
"Ahem, if nothing else, he should still be on the way."
"It is also possible that like you, you have already run away."