r18novel Chapter 299
Chapter 299
[Not bad, this wave of operation is very delusional]
[The familiar wounded enemy is a thousand, self-damage eight hundred, but this time it seems to hurt the enemy eight hundred, self-damage one thousand? 】
【Hahahahaha, Brother Hua's wave is a typical damage to others and disadvantages to himself】
[I didn't expect that the story of Teacher Xu and Ma actually had a follow-up, human-animal love evolved into human-animal love triangle, and tonight's prime time has something to watch again
] [Hahahahahaha, God's special human-animal love
triangle] [Brother Ma: Dedicated to cooking, don't cue
] [Hahaha, the love triangle that pulls hard is okay]
"Xu Delirium, I'll tell the truth, I haven't seen you like this.
"You have suffered all this, why do you have to pull others into the water?" Can't you just be a good person?
Hua Chenyu glared at Xu Yu viciously.
In and out of words, he expressed his dissatisfaction.
Hearing this, Xu Yu snorted coldly.
"It's because I've suffered that I have tore up other people's umbrellas, which is called empathy, do you understand?"
Hua Chenyu: ......
No, this is not empathy.
This is a fallacy!
[Woo hoo, what Teacher Xu said makes sense]
[Xu Jinyu has achieved another good result, this wave must give full marks! ] [
What, what Teacher Xu said, I have the urge to tear up other people's umbrellas
] [Me too, hahahahaha
] [Damn, we're so bad]
"Hurry, don't talk nonsense, eat!"
Xu Yu stood still in front of Hua Chenyu and impatiently stood up the apple core in his hand.
He urged, eager to shove the apple core directly into his mouth.
"Cough, or forget it, I'm allergic to horse saliva..."
Hua Chenyu said with a face full of refusal.
He glanced helpfully at the few people watching.
As soon as their gazes met, everyone tacitly left their gazes.
At such times, whoever meddles is stupid.
"It's okay, you are not allergic to my saliva, if you don't eat this, I'll immediately snatch one out of the horse's mouth, think about it yourself, don't blame me for not reminding you."
Hua Chenyu: ......
Is there really no other way?
Hua Chenyu watched the apple core get closer and closer to him.
Just when he was about to rise up and resist.
A figure quickly ran towards them.
Fans have parked their cars.
She rushed to Xu Yu excitedly and shook the camera in her hand excitedly.
"Teacher Xu, can I take a picture with you? Remember, I was the first person to officially be in the same frame as you.
"If you can, please sign my name again."
The fan said, took out the phone case from his pocket and handed it to Xu Yu.
Seeing this, Xu Yu hesitantly glanced at the apple core in his hand and threw it away casually.
Compared to revenge for blood hatred, meeting a fan with eyes made him more excited.
"No problem, you can sign as many autographs as you want, come on, I'm ready."
Director Zhou: ......
Netizen: ......
Hey, this big brother, have you forgotten what just happened?
Is it time to take pictures and sign autographs?
Why can't you get to the point?
Day by day.
It's terrible.
[Teacher Xu is not easy, finally waited for a person who really wants to take a photo and really wants to sign
] [Alas, don't say it, think about it and feel sad for
Teacher Xu] [You guys are anxious and sad first, I advise you to go to the next seafood market and see the price of Teacher Xu's signature] [
What do you mean? 】
【Literally, although our domestic fans don't want Mr. Xu's signature or signed photo, but overseas fans want ah, they have fried to 12,000 sheets】
【Lying groove, so expensive? Don't say it earlier, I'll resign now, and let Teacher Xu sign him 10,000 for me
] [Hahahahaha, or let's order directly, tie Teacher Xu, the whole assembly line can be signed]
[I think this idea is inappropriate, things pay attention to the scarcity of things, the quantity is too much, the price will not rise, you say, is this the truth? 【
Then let's reduce the number of signatures and hold an auction?】 [
Agreed, maybe it can be fried for a sky-high price
] [Don't say, I'll take the car right away, tie up the person first and then say]
"My God, is Brother Xu's signature photo so expensive?"
After noticing the comments in the live broadcast room, he quickly opened the seafood market on his phone.
Looking at the prices marked by the seafood market, I couldn't help myself in shock.
Who can tell her what happened?
How could the price of Xu Delirium's signature photo increase so fast?
Peng Peng heard the exclamation of Transcendence, and leaned over with a curious look.
"What's the situation? Is the price high?
"It's not an ordinary high, the price of ordinary signatures is 12,000, the price of signature photos is 18,000, and the price of fine signature photos is 24,000."
"I'm going? So expensive? This is almost catching up with my signature price, without this.
Peng Peng flipped through his phone in disbelief.
After seeing the data of the seafood market, his eyes were full of jealousy when he looked at Xu Yu.
Forget if the fans of this product rise fast.
Why do signature prices grow so fast?
If it goes on like this, Xu Yu will come later.
Annoying.
The assassin's Xu Yu was busy taking pictures and signing autographs with fans, and he didn't notice the movements of several people next to him at all.
The two kept changing angles and postures, taking dozens of shots back and forth.
At the end, Xu Yu did not forget to sign the mobile phone case, shoes, pure white T-shirt, and pure black T-shirt brought by fans.
After doing all this, Xu Yu was satisfied and handed the waterproof marker back to the fan.
"Thank you, Teacher Xu!"
The fan held the autograph with excitement, and the corners of his mouth went directly to his temples.
Seeing this, Xu nodded politely.
"It should be that I thank you for your support, take these four things back and collect them well, promise me."
Hearing this, the fan hesitantly spoke.
"Well, this may not work..." "
Why?"
This fan came all the way to ask for his autograph, but he didn't want to take it back and collect it?
"That, these four things overseas fans have long booked, when I return to the city, I have to quickly send them out, as for myself, let's talk about it next time."
Xu Delirium: ......
Nice.
I was cheated on my feelings twice a day, and it didn't take more than half an hour before and after.
Wait a minute.
What about his apple core?
Xu Yu subconsciously touched his pants and clothes pocket, and then turned his head to look at the wasteland beside him.
It turns out that being a human being cannot be half-hearted.
Knowing that this fan was looking for him to sign for money, he shouldn't be so active.
This wave is a big loss.
[Hahahaha,
Teacher Xu's smile stiffened] [Help, Teacher Xu's expression change just now can really be described as solidification
] [Teacher Xu: I'm too stupid and naïve] [Teacher Xu
: Who else can you love with a broken heart? 【
Teacher Xu: Wrong, wrong, it's my fault
】【Hahahahaha, don't you go so far?】 Teacher Xu is really about to be played bad by you.]