r18novel Chapter 310
Chapter 310
Xu Delirium: ......
Director Zhou, I understand that you want to keep up with young people.
But we can't talk nonsense with our eyes open.
I'm such a handsome and dashing person, you actually describe it as a bad old man?
It's too much.
"Director Zhou, obviously you are the old man."
Director Zhou: ......
"Boy, do you believe that Lao Tzu slapped you to death with a slipper? It's like swatting dead flies.
"What did the fly do wrong, you have to shoot the fly to death, do you understand what it means to love small animals?"
Xu Yu shook his head with a disappointed expression.
Hearing this, Director Zhou couldn't help but sneer.
"You love cockroaches to show me?"
"I'm talking about small animals, are cockroaches small animals? That thing has lived longer than all of us, and it loves us because it loves us. "
Director Zhou: ......
Although this kid is a bar elf, his logic is completely fine.
It's so horrible.
[Lying groove, what Xiao Xu said makes sense, think about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case? ] [
Alas, if any cockroach has such an awareness as Teacher Xu, I will not be so sad]
[Who said it wasn't? I've never seen such an excess
] [Woo hoo, they have all survived on Earth for so long, and they don't know how to let
us] [Maybe they think we robbed the territory of their life, so they have been targeting us
] [I agree with the statement upstairs, otherwise these can't be explained at all
] [Xiao Xu is the man with the clearest logic I've ever seen, he is really handsome] [
... Upstairs, count me begging you, can you be sober up and don't be seduced by this man!
[I'm very sober, now my mind is full of him, me, I...]
[Do you believe he sent you a pair of smelly socks?
[I'm sober]
[Hahaha
] "Eat your food, don't force Lai Lai."
Director Zhou rolled his eyes impatiently, and finally didn't say anything more.
A few bowls of rice to the belly.
The speed of the guests eating also gradually slowed down.
The result of eating too much carb is sleepiness.
Everyone sat in their seats drowsy and did not want to move.
"It's delicious, if only I could eat this delicacy every day."
Peng Peng patted his stomach with satisfaction.
Hearing this, Xu Yu couldn't help but laugh.
"It's simple, you just stay here and be a son-in-law."
Peng Peng: ...
"Thank you, Brother Xu Yu, but I don't deserve it."
"Didn't you notice that when we came in just now, most of the people's eyes were on you? Or do you want to stay? "
Yes?"
Peng Peng's words made Xu Yu stunned.
He subconsciously straightened up and looked around.
There was no one in the tent except them.
I looked around and didn't find any problems.
"Is it because I'm so handsome?"
Xu Yu reached out and touched his chin, and spoke thoughtfully.
Peng Peng: ...
"That's right, handsome people are to contribute to the world, promise me, stay here, don't leave, okay?"
[Hahahahaha, Peng Peng, you are too much, you are clearly bullying our teacher Xu's brain
is not good] [That is, it is too much] [To tell the truth, Teacher Xu is not suitable to stay in this kind of place, a narcissistic person like him should honestly stay in the big city, otherwise I am worried that one day the herd of cattle and horses will not be able to listen, and directly create him
] [Hahahaha, laugh at me] [
Teacher Xu, I'm
you and I will stay, let's be the son-in-law, lie down to make money] [hahahahaha, this proposal is good, I agree
] [That is, let's directly find a family that can give one hundred and eighty yaks, and don't worry about eating and drinking until death] [
Hahahahahaha, help, do you want to be so funny?
"Peng Peng, thank you for giving me advice, but I still have to cruelly reject you and reject them, after all, I belong to the world."
Xu Yu opened his mouth seriously.
Saying that, he did not forget to brush his hair.
Graceful at all times, this is his attitude to life.
When everyone on the side saw Xu Yu's posture, they rolled their eyes speechlessly.
The guy started again.
"Okay, you guys are free to move around after eating, I have a request for you, make sure I see you tomorrow at dawn, OK?"
When the atmosphere was stiff, Director Zhou opened his mouth to break the calm.
He looked at everyone present with a longing expression.
The gaze swept over them one by one.
Seeing this, Xu Yu nodded.
"Don't worry, Director Zhou, we are not such ignorant people, how could we abandon you alone in this wilderness?"
"Oh, I hope you really won't leave me alone in this wilderness."
After Director Zhou finished speaking, he got up and walked out of the restaurant.
The staff left one after another, leaving only a few camera teachers.
Seeing this, Yang Mi curiously came to Xu Yu's side.
"Where are we going at night?" There doesn't seem to be much going on around here.
On the way here, Yang Mi carefully observed the surroundings.
It's a bare patch.
Except for the wilderness are the hills.
It's not always a big night to climb, right?
"Brother Xu Yu, you won't take us to climb the mountain to see the stars, will you?"
Zi Feng spoke curiously.
This is the answer she came up with after thinking for half an hour.
Apart from this, she really couldn't think of any other possibility.
Hearing this, Xu Yu smiled mysteriously.
"Guess what."
Yang Mi: ...
Zi Feng: ...
"If we can guess the answer to the question and don't ask you, can't you just say it?"
"It's just, what a mystery."
"Oh, where do you get so many questions? The suspense is to be left for the final reveal, in short, I will say that tonight's event, will definitely satisfy you!
Xu Yu patted his chest and said with a ticket.
Hearing this, everyone didn't say anything more after all.
The netizens in the live broadcast room who thought they could say something looked disappointed.
[Why does this man like to be mysterious so much?] I'm dying in a hurry
] [Who isn't, I'm already scratching my ears and cheeks in front of the screen
] [Damn, I'm really curious ah hey
] [Alas, it seems that we won't have to wait until tomorrow to know the answer
] [Xu Yu is so mysterious, he won't necessarily tell us what happened tonight, but it's a pity that we are not at the scene, otherwise we can secretly track]
[How can we secretly track in this wilderness? Can you see people at a glance
] [Hahahahaha, it seems to be like this
] [Alas, Xiao Xu has grown up, there are secrets, after all, we don't deserve to know his story] [Alas
, if you don't love, you don't love, it's useless to say more] [
We are no longer his little cutie, let's go, let's love others!
"Hahaha
..."
Transcendent laughter came suddenly.
Instantly attracted everyone's attention.
Everyone turned to look at her with a confused look and spoke curiously.
"What are you laughing at? Transcend.
"I, I, ahahaha, see for yourselves!"
"Brother Xu Yu, tell me how many girls' hearts you have broken!"