r18novel Chapter 323
Chapter 323
"Then again, what are you going out with a hammer for? Exercising or preparing for a robbery?
Xu Yu looked curious.
I've seen something strange, I've never seen something so strange.
[I also want to know, what does Director Zhou want to do?] [
Maybe he was always ready to give Teacher Xu a
hammer] [Agreed] [Oh
, what's wrong with the hammer? I still bring an iron
when I go out] [I usually bring all the things in the house when I go out, pots and pans and everything is carried with me, Director Zhou's operation seems to me to be really nothing]
[... Upstairs, take the liberty to ask, what do you think? Pots and pans, why don't you bring the gas stove with the range hood? 【
Pots and pans are not my limit, they are the limit of my suitcase】
【... 6's]
[Help, hahahahaha] [
No, don't you think that the outside things are very unclean? Instead of risking food poisoning to the hospital, I might as well take everything with me and operate it myself
] [Although I think what you said is very reasonable
, but I can't overcome my laziness] [Me too] [
Hahahahaha, I always thought that I went to a city to buy pots and pans once is already very 6, but I didn't expect that there is also a person who pulls pots and pans around the world, in order to save money, everything can be done, right? [
I'm not here to save money, I'm
for health] [Okay, okay, for health]
"Of course, I bring a hammer to protect myself."
Director Zhou looked at Xu Yu inexplicably, and opened his mouth with disdain and contempt.
"Don't you know that boys have to protect themselves when they go out? I'm protecting myself. "
Xu Delirium: ...
Big brother, you said it's a boy.
With your wrinkled face and gray hair, what is the top of the boy?
Xu Yu secretly slandered, and opened his mouth carefully: "Cough, Director Zhou, do you say that there is a possibility that this advice is for young guys?"
"Like you, if you go out and take a hammer, you will be caught in the bureau in minutes."
Normal people see handsome guys and grab them properly.
If you see Director Zhou...
The light is insane, and the worst is vomiting blood and dying.
Isn't the two simply not comparable?
I don't know how this product can maintain this narcissistic mentality when he is a lot older?
Haven't the years taught him what self-knowledge is?
[Director Zhou, believe me, I'm not kidding you, this matter is really you think too much
] [That's right, we can't look at you
] [Director Zhou, boys do have to protect themselves when they go out, but uncle is out of the house, there is no need to be so careful]
[Hahahahaha, Director Zhou: Your uncle, your whole family is uncle! 【
Is it my delusion?】 How do I feel that Director Zhou was opened by Teacher Xu to Ren Du's second vein? He used to be not like
this] [It turns out that narcissism is really contagious
] [The speed of this contagion is also very fast
] [Director Zhou: I just released my long-suppressed nature] [
Hahahahahaha, help, honey, you must hold on! ] 【
What kind of stuff will hold up?】 Does our honey have this capital, how is narcissism? Narcissism is also as it should be
] [Narcissism is indeed no problem, but excessive is not good
] [Don't worry, Sister Honey has a sense of proportion]
No one cares about the comments of netizens in the live broadcast room.
The farce between Xu Yu and Director Zhou, they paid attention for a moment and then lost interest.
One by one, put on the headphones, turned their heads to look out the window, and enjoyed the beauty of tranquility alone.
Yang Mi is no exception.
She shook her head helplessly, and then turned her head to look out the window.
The two men in the dispute did not notice the movement behind them.
Hearing what Xu Yu said, Director Zhou frowned in dissatisfaction.
"Bah, you're going to be caught, what nonsense? You know a fart.
"Groove, am I telling the truth? This hammer should be given to me! Saying
that, Xu Yu stretched out his hand and tried to grab the hammer in Director Zhou's hand.
It's a pity that it didn't have time to touch.
Director Zhou raised the hammer high and gestured to knock Xu Delirium.
Xu Delirium: ......
"Old Zhou, let's have something to say, when you come down with this hammer, my brain door has to be opened."
"Open the scoop is not enough, rest assured, I have a sense of proportion, I haven't killed pigs with this hammer, and it's over with a wave and a smash, soon."
Director Zhou gestured with a serious face.
That eager expression made Xu Yu not know what to say.
He seriously suspected that this guy had violent tendencies.
And it's a particularly serious one.
[Lying groove, Director Zhou turned out to be a pig killer before he became a director? ] No wonder there is a bandit aura all over the body, I can't see it
] [I just said what is the rusty red on the hammer of this goods, it has been pig's blood for a long time, what a cow] [
Director Zhou, trouble interview, how did you evolve from a pig killer to a director? [
I guess, it must be because he worked hard enough]
[... Is it this familiar fool's rhetoric, funny? 】
【I suddenly became a little curious about what major Zhou Dao studied in University
】【Search for it?】 This is simple
, I will] [No need to go, I just searched, our director Zhou graduated from the directing department, and raising pigs seems to be for internship certificates] [
... Upstairs, I suspect you are lying to me, but I have no evidence, did they strictly check the internship certificate at that time? Don't be funny, okay
] [That is, isn't the internship certificate popular since our generation?] 【
Hahahahaha, God for the internship certificate, can we be honest?】 [
Then you say, what do you think it's for
] [That must be to go back to inherit the family property
] [Hahahahahaha, I think, this is the most likely]
"Lying groove, Director Zhou, you raise pigs at home? Why don't you tell us about such a big thing?
"That is, can we buy pork cheaply from you?"
"Look at what you said, is our Director Zhou such a stingy person? It must have been given directly to us. After
noticing the comments in the live broadcast room, the staff looked up at Director Zhou with a shocked expression.
Who would have thought that Director Zhou, who looks quite literate on weekdays, actually raises pigs at home?
Sure enough, people can't be seen.
Director Zhou: ......
It's over, it's exposed.
Xu Yu looked at Director Zhou with a complicated expression, and his eyes gradually became strange.
"Director Zhou, I can't see it, your family..."
Isn't it allowed for a good person like us to develop a little side hustle at home?
"I didn't mean that, I just wanted to ask you, can you give me one?"
Director Zhou: ......
Isn't it, isn't it? Does anyone really like pigs as gifts?
"Why do you want everything? Do you believe that Lao Tzu made a pig's head into a flower and gave it to you?
"Really? That's great, when, I want ninety-nine pig's heads of the kind! "