r18novel Chapter 81
Chapter 81
"Uh-huh. "
Lin Feng nodded after listening to Wukong's chatter.
I don't know if I really understand, or if I deliberately pretend to be a monkey.
"Wukong! what's wrong?"
Reba, who had just woken up, came over to inquire about the situation.
Could it be that Lin Feng can really understand monkey language?
Seeing Reba coming, Goku waved happily.
In the end, the monkey made a heart in front of him!
Reba had nothing to teach the monkey yesterday night.
At the scene, the others were stunned.
This monkey can actually compare hearts?
Then why do you still on He Yuchen's head?
The gap between people and people is too big.
[Haha!Wukong will compare hearts!This is so cute!]
[If the desert island is developed into a tourist area, Wukong will definitely be a big Internet celebrity. 】
[I saw it, Reba secretly taught the monkey last night.] 】
[This monkey! Sure enough, he is only close to Brother Feng and Reba. 】
The sun has risen above sea level.
Everyone ushered in the third day of survival on a desert island.
If the rescue team doesn't come today, the situation may not be good.
One after the other.
The old drama bone took the two sisters of the Qin family and came back from the beach.
"Come on, come on. "
Today, Yi Tianhai is in a particularly good mood!
In the pink of health.
The second spring of radiance!
Ten
What could be happier than that?
I saw the old drama bones, as well as the hands of the two sisters Qin Xiaoru, who caught a lot of seafood.
"I woke up early today and went to grab something to eat. "
Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai looked at each other and smiled.
The three of them had already colluded in confessions.
Wake up early to catch seafood!
No one should doubt it.
"Ah, I slept well last night. Actor Xu Mao and actress Lou Xiao got up.
Nothing happened.
Immediately after that, Bangbang also woke up from sleep.
His relationship with everyone is obviously estranged a lot.
Others, too, deliberately repel a little imp with unclean hands and feet.
"Over there, why is Yuchen still sleeping?"
The old man asked, pointing to the campfire.
Now, he is Qin Xiaoru's godfather!
Of course, I hate He Yuchen even more.
A little ghost who became famous by relying on the heroless erection of the time.
......
"Let's go wake him up. "
Qin Xiaoru pretended not to know anything, and suggested that everyone speak.
He Yuchen as a night watchman.
As a result, everyone woke up, and you kid is still sleeping?
What a system!
"It's not like that!"
Yi Tianhai took the lead in the charge!
This is an opportunity to educate well.
Speed up, the old man takes the lead.
Be at the forefront.
After more than ten seconds, everyone rushed to the extinguished bonfire.
saw He Yuchen who was sleeping.
"It smells!
Qin Xiaohuai pinched his nose and was very sensitive to taste.
"It's not going to Brother Yuchen, is it?" said Bang Bang deliberately, burying this animal.
"Look!"
Reba was familiar with the smell and hurriedly retreated.
Then he glared at Goku next to him.
All right!
You little one!
Did you secretly do something bad again last night?
Did He Yuchen provoke you?
But! Well done!
Reba secretly reached out and stroked back and forth on the monkey's head.
Reward you with a fruit!
Reba took out the wild fruit she had picked and threw it into Goku's mouth.
Everyone discovered the abnormality on He Yuchen's body.
"Is it a monkey!?"
Yi Tianhai tried his best to hold back his laughter.
Hahaha!
Deserve!
You bastard got the monkey shit again!
The old man looked at Goku beside Reba.
Can't help but want to like it!
"It's disgusting!"
Qin Xiaoru's stomach turned over the river.
Last night, she actually had that kind of relationship with such a guy.
Hey, no way.
For his future in the entertainment industry......
At this moment, He Yuchen didn't notice that he was pooping again by the monkey.
While he slept, he rolled on the beach.
So.
Now the monkey's poop is all over his body.
You can still fall asleep!
"Shall we wake him up?"
Actor Xu Mao hesitated.
If He Yuchen is woken up, will he collapse when he sees himself and smells the smell on his body?
"Wake him up!
The old actor picked up a branch.
stepped forward and stabbed He Yuchen's ass.
Get up!
The sun is on the ass!
"Hey!
He Yuchen still didn't open his eyes, reached out and touched his buttocks.
It's a little itchy.
With this touch, he immediately caught Wukong's poop.
On the hands, there was a sticky and disgusting smell.
Instantly pierced into the nasal cavity!
"it!!"
He Yuchen woke up from a stinking nightmare!
When he saw that the sun had risen.
And around stood everyone who woke up.
Suddenly the situation is not good.
Not good!
Overslept.
"Haha! everyone's awake?" He Yuchen hurriedly sloppied.
Immediately after, he discovered the abnormality in his body!
"it!who's on me!?"
He Yuchen glanced around and found Wukong hiding next to Reba!
Good you grandson monkey!
Lao Tzu is better to bully, right?
He Yuchen vented his anger on Wukong for the first time.
And Reba next to it!
"Reba, if you're all right, why are you standing next to the monkey?"
He Yuchen is already crazy.
After cursing Reba in his heart, he jumped up and pointed at the monkey and cursed.
"Beast, you beast!"
Now He Yuchen's whole body is poop!
The hand is foul-smelling!
"Shoot you!"
I don't care about the image, I deceive people too much!
"Yuchen! What are you doing!"
Yi Tianhai stood up decisively to stop He Yuchen's madness.
Again, he brought out that set of wise sayings.
"It's just a monkey! What are you doing with a monkey?"
Daode Tianzun, it's still that taste.
has Qin Xiaoru, her goddaughter.
The old man looked at He Yuchen more and more unpleasantly.
I wish he was being bullied by monkeys in various ways.
"But, Mr. Yi!"
He Yuchen endured the stench and complained: "It's the second time! It's the second time!
At that time, He Yuchen did claim to be his master,
I want to take advantage of Goku.
Probably verbally angered the monkey.
I think I'm unlucky!
But this time, why!
"Lin Feng, did you let the monkey do it?"
After He Yuchen calmed down, he felt that Silly Bai Tianreba was not very good at instructing monkeys to on him.
Therefore, eighty percent of the culprit is still Lin Feng!
"Misunderstanding, this must be a misunderstanding. "
Lin Feng spread his hands lightly.
Saying that he doesn't know anything.
With that, he took out a fruit and ate it.
Watching a play......
"You!"
He Yuchen was furious.
The old drama bones once again blocked He Yuchen's possible actions.
Although Yi Tianhai knew that he had also been cheated by Lin Feng.
But in front of him, He Yuchen is even more disgusted!
"Yuchen!
The old drama bone shouted: "I'll say a fair word! You still have to blame for this matter!"
Unbelievable.
Why is this TM my fault again?
This time, I really didn't mess with the monkeys!
"Well, that's your problem!"
For Yi Tianhai, you have no problem, I can also find out the problem for you!
"Yuchen, if you kept a good vigil last night and didn't sleep secretly, how could the monkey pull on you?"
Hit the nail on the head!
No flaws!
If you don't sleep, will the monkey succeed?
Immediately, Qin Xiaohuai came up to help.
Build momentum for your godfather.
"yes, I think so. Qin Xiaohuai covered his nose and said, "Maybe, it was Wukong who saw you sleeping secretly, and a little punishment ......"
Everyone once again attributed the sin to He Yuchen.
"You guys!!"
He Yuchen's eyes were red, and he couldn't wait to rush up and beat Yi Tianhai violently!
"Xiaoru?"
He Yuchen looked at the woman who was close to him in the early morning.
At this moment, Qin Xiaoru chose to watch coldly.
There is no kindness just now.
What's going on?
"Okay, okay!"
He Yuchen's image is ruined, and he can't fight Yi Tianhai, who likes to pull the bias frame.
Confessed.
Count me out of luck!
He Yuchen immediately took off the clothes on his body that were contaminated by Wukong and discarded them directly! (If you read a violent novel, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Pants too!
This scumbag immediately only has a pair of big pants left......
"It's okay if I don't want this dress!"
I, He Yuchen also have a temper!
After seeing He Yuchen take off his clothes and throw them away with a backbone.
Lin Feng nodded, and then kindly reminded: "I have a sentence, I don't know if I should say it or not?"
Looking at Lin Feng, He Yuchen sneered: "Speak!"
What can't be said?
Stop being hypocritical!
"Okay, then I'll say it. Lin Feng pointed to the clothes that He Yuchen had thrown away, and persuaded, "We do have a second set of clothes to change on a desert island. "
"But you and Qin Xiaoru don't. "
Lin Feng's words woke up He Yuchen......
"!"
He Yuchen jumped like thunder!
Lin Feng and the others lost a set of clothes, and there was still one left.
But that's all he has!
Do you have to wait for the rescue team to come over like this?
Then his character will be ruined!
He cursed again.
He Yuchen could only pick up the clothes and pants that were stained with monkey poop.
Shocked!
"Damn! Impulsive! Almost fell out!"
He Yuchen's pants pocket has condoms, lighters, and cigarettes!
Any one who falls out can make him die in public!
With his clothes, He Yuchen jumped into the sea again.
Pants, on the beach, are not washed for the time being, anyway, there is not much poop.
Wash your clothes, wash yourself......
"Poof!"
Reba couldn't hold back and watched Goku laugh wildly.
You little one!
It's really evil.
"Come on, Wukong!"
Seeing He Yuchen so miserable, Reba was very happy!
Immediately feed the monkeys fruit to eat!
"Squeak!"
The monkeys are dancing, not happy!
After eating the fruit, face the hot Barbie heart again!
[Woo woo! Wukong is so cute! A monkey who can compare hearts!]
[Cute, when Goku also on you, it won't be cute!]
[He Yuchen deserves it!] This kind of beast has to rely on the beast to clean it up!]
[Wash!You can't wash it anymore!]
Suddenly, the attention of netizens was put in one place.
Everyone, there is a barrage in the live broadcast room.
Here's your chance!!
Everyone on the desert island didn't know what He Yuchen brought with him to the desert island this time.
But everyone in the live broadcast room can see it clearly!
Lighter!
When the stars needed to make a fire, He Yuchen didn't take it out.
Selfish! Shameless!
Cigarette!
If you can bring this thing, you can say what ingredient you want!
Condom!
This is even more explosive!
Survive on a desert island, you kid bring this thing?
There are only a few female guests in this variety show.
What do you mean?
[Hurry up, hurry up and get He Yuchen's pants!]
[He Yuchen has evidence in his pants that he is completely finished!
[The best chance! Now He Yuchen is not wearing pants and is thrown on the beach!]
He Yuchen is still soaking in the sea to wash clothes and himself.
There's no time to worry about pants.
He didn't think anyone would go get a pair of pants stained with monkey poop, right?
"Ahh
The old drama bone watched He Yuchen take a bath in public and shook his head all the time.
"Wukong. "
Turning his head, the old man smiled at the monkey and said, "You should have seen He Yuchen not paying attention at vigil and sleeping lazily, so punish him, right?"
Teacher Yi in the dignified Beijing circle.
At this moment, he is low to a monkey.
The main thing is that I am afraid, this monkey also rides on his head and!
At that time, what can be done?
If you fight with a monkey, it's like a beast.
If you win the battle against the monkey, it is called more beast than beast.
If you lose the battle even worse, it is better to call the beast ......
Both horizontal and vertical are at a loss.
It is not advisable to provoke.
"Squeak!?"
Wukong glared at Yi Tianhai, then turned his head away.
No more.
The old man knew he wasn't bored.
Anyway, he has already said what needs to be said.
At this time, actor Xu Mao stood up.
Pointing to the poor He Yuchen, he said: "It's really not good, my clothes can be lent to Yuchen to wear." "
The actor's sudden concern caught the old actor off guard.
I say!
What kind of fun are you Teacher Xu making!
Yi Tianhai looked at Xu Mao in disbelief!
Don't, don't be kind!
Daode Tianzun, this time abandons morality.
Just to see He Yuchen miserable!
"Teacher Xu, don't protect your juniors!" Yi Tianhai stood on another moral high ground and said, "Yuchen, you should let him suffer a little loss! Suffer a little now, and suffer less in the future! It's a blessing to suffer a loss!"
The double standard has reached the realm of shamelessness.
"Hey, I didn't figure it out for a while. Actor Xu Mao suddenly laughed, and said with a smile to Yi Tianhai, "Teacher Yi is right!
has to be an actor, stand up and pity He Yuchen.
Netizens have typed in support.
[This is called Virtue and Art Shuangxin! The actor's character is good!]
[Although He Yuchen is disgusting garbage!, Teacher Xu is kind-hearted, and everyone can see it!]
[Teacher Xu, don't sympathize with scum! ]
[Don't be kind!To put it mildly, the first person to die on a real desert island is the Virgin!]
Netizens both sighed at Mr. Xu's kindness.
I also hope that Mr. Xu will not wade into troubled waters.
See!
Lin Feng knew very well that he had been watching the play from the side.
He is still eating fruit in his hands, and he is living freely.
......
Two minutes and 2.6 minutes passed.
He Yuchen was still bathing in the seawater.
"Squeak!"
Suddenly, Goku acted!
I saw the monkey running towards He Yuchen's pants!
Running there, Wukong lifted He Yuchen's pants and ran!
People won't take your pants, but monkeys can!
The baba on it was originally Wukong's!
"You!
I never expected it!
He Yuchen is taking a bath!
A monkey came running.
Grab his pants and run!
"Come back!
He Yuchen was in a hurry!
You monkey doesn't play cards according to common sense!
Could it be that this monkey has been calculating me?
Deliberately pooping to get dirty, and then stealing pants while I'm taking a shower......
It's scary to think about!
He Yuchen can't control it!
Wearing only one pair of pants and chasing after Goku!
Goku is running fast!
immediately took He Yuchen's pants and came to everyone.
"You are!"
The old drama bone covered his nose, looked at the monkey with disgust and said, "Wukong, what are you doing!"
Bring He Yuchen's pants back?
Everyone, can't understand Wukong's operation.
Until the monkey shook his pants vigorously.
"Hula!"
In He Yuchen's pants, three things suddenly fell out.
Cigarettes, lighters, condoms......
Suffocate!
The scene was deathly silent!
Now, it's really hopeless.
The whole network is crazy!
[Hahaha! Finally exposed the true face of this animal!]
[Good death! The beasts don't even have scum left! He Yuchen really exploded on the spot now!]
[Wukong did a good job! The last straw that crushed He Yuchen! Could it be that Brother Feng secretly asked you to do it?
[Deadly three-piece set!Haha!This time let's see how the scum dies!Must die!]
[Cool! After the thief stick, another beast has been seen clearly by everyone on the desert island!]
[He Yuchen looks at how you wash your name this time! I played with Yi Tianhai's goddaughter Qin Xiaoru last night! 】。