r18novel 374 Is Such A Big Deal?
374 Is Such A Big Deal?
"This old man."
Wu Yue stepped forward and patted the ghost on the shoulder, and said with a serious expression: "Listen to my advice, you won't die like this! If you really want to die, I suggest you find a professional spirit exterminator."
If you look for a void, you will most likely be fused, and that doesn't count as death. If you look for Shinigami, you will be soul buried and thrown into Rukongai. In comparison, human exorcists are more reliable, and Quincies are also good.
But the only Quincy in Karakura Town are Ishida and his son, so they probably won't accept this ghost brother's request.
"Huh?" The ghost brother lying on the ground obviously didn't expect someone to come and talk to him, and he raised his head in surprise. "This kid...can you see me?"
His tone was a little excited, and his body couldn't help but start to tremble.
Two months already!
It has been more than two months since he died and became a ghost. This is the first time that someone has really talked to him!
kid?
The corner of Wu Yue's mouth twitched slightly, and Kushina's series of laughter came from Hōgyoku in his chest. "Kid, hahahahaha! This title is really interesting and very fitting!"
Right now, Wu Yue's physical age is indeed that of a child. The girls at home knew the situation, so they didn't really treat him as a child.
But it's different outside.
The ghost brother in front of him didn't recognize him, and he didn't know that his age was affected by the power of the law. In the eyes of the ghost brother, Wu Yue is just a little boy of four or five years old, and he is quite cute!
The atmosphere was silent for a few seconds.
Seeing that the cute boy in front of him didn't speak any more, the ghost brother shook his arm and said in a somewhat uncertain tone: "This kid...are you really talking to me?"
After all, he has tried many methods in the past two months, and no one has discovered his existence at all. Therefore, he was afraid that it was just a misunderstanding.
Of course he was overthinking this.
Wu Yue didn't speak just because he was a little confused by the title of "kid". After reacting, he said expressionlessly: "If you are the funny ghost in front of me who looks gloomy, speaks harshly, and plans to jump off the building to commit suicide even though he is already dead, then I am indeed talking to you."
Poof.
Brother Ghost suddenly felt as if his chest had been pierced by thousands of arrows! It hurt, it really hurt!
hard to imagine.
The words coming out of the mouth of a child with such a beautiful face make such a ghost feel as if he is in the dead of winter! That chill is so painful that it hurts my heart!
"What, you look so gloomy!" Brother Ghost couldn't accept this cruel reality and retorted: "When I was still alive, I was also a well-known handsome guy in Karakura Town! It's all because of me that I am like this! If you die and become a ghost, you will be harmed!"
"Pfft, a handsome guy who is famous far and wide?" Half of Kushina's body emerged from Wu Yue's chest, staring at the ghost brother in front of her and said: "How dare you say that!
The bangs on the right side of this ghost brother are very long, not to mention covering half of his face. Even the half of his face that was exposed couldn't be called a handsome guy. At most, he could only be considered a little handsome.
"You, you..." Brother Ghost looked at Kushina in this strange posture and couldn't help but take a breath. The pupils dilated and the whole body trembled. "Ghost, ghost!"
He lay back, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.
Wu Yue and Kushina looked at each other and fell into confusion.
One ghost was so scared that he rolled his eyes and fainted because he was afraid of ghosts! This operation really confused them!
Wu Yue opened the chat group interface smoothly, took a photo of this ghost brother, wrote an introduction and sent it to the group: Can you help me taste what kind of new living method this is?
Mentally retarded female neurotic: Pfft, hahaha! A ghost who was scared to death by a ghost?
The writing sunspot is pronounced as pervert: it’s a bit difficult.
Mediocre Saint Hui: I'm really curious, why is he still seeking death when he's already a ghost?
Vengeful old fat man: Is it possible that after this guy died, he saw his wife running away with someone else? Or, his death itself was his wife colluding with outsiders to seek wealth and murder? Unable to accept the reality and unable to retaliate, the only option is Choose to die?
Mentally retarded female neurotic: Huh? There is something in Axia’s idea. I think both possibilities are great!
The mediocre sage Hui: Alas, he is also a poor person.
Wu Yue's mouth twitched slightly: Isn't it a bit bad for you to decide someone's fate without authorization? What if things weren't like this?
0...Please give me flowers...
Aqua's expression was determined: It must be like this, isn't it always like this in TV dramas?
What a TV show!
Wu Yue originally planned to start spraying directly, but after thinking about it, she decided not to do it. It's really not worth getting angry with a fool.
Shadiao Group Leader: I would like to ask Brother Ran, do you need me to rush to Soul Society directly? If not, I will stay in this world for a while.
Aizen glanced at Yoruichi who was running around Rukongai on the surveillance screen to get information, and then turned his attention to the ghost photo sent by Wu Yue. The corner of his mouth curled up: It doesn't matter, there is still some time before Yoruichi comes to the door. Mr. Wu Yue, are you planning to help this ghost?
Shadiao Group Leader: Meeting is fate, just take care of it if you see it.
The venomous old fat man: The good-natured thinking hidden in your heart has started to show up again, right? Wait, you guys have fallen in love with other people’s wives, right?
Shadiao group leader: I’m crazy about this guy, I don’t even know what his wife looks like! Xiabao, don’t be so sensitive, why don’t you be more tolerant and trusting?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu sneered: Am I sensitive or do you have too many criminal records? And even if you are just a good person, you can still take a wife back!
I think that was how Xiang Lian's mother, Mrs. Rina, was captured by him. The cause of the matter was Wu Yue's behavior of being a good person!
With such an example as a model, Kasumigaoka Shiyu will naturally think about it.
Shadiao Group Leader: Impossible! I, Uchiha Wu Yue, swear that I will never have any trouble with his wife this time! Otherwise...
Mentally retarded female neuro: Otherwise what?
The mediocre sage Hui: It’s begun, it’s begun! Lord Wu Yue is going to start persecuting the ancestor again!
The venomous old fat man: It’s a pity that A Meng is not here today, otherwise it would have given her some experience.
Wu Yue looked at the list and found that the Madara ancestor was not online either, so he safely sent a message: Otherwise, my Madara ancestor would be pushed back five hundred times on the spot until his legs became weak!
Mentally retarded female neuro: Ouch, shit!
Mediocre Sage Hui: Are you playing such a big game?
The poisonous old fat man: If my ancestor sees it, I'm afraid...
Hashirama’s little cotton jacket: Uchiha Wu Yue, Laozi, I’ll kill you!.